Isaac was yelling from the bathroom yesterday, "I'm doooooonnne!" as he always does when he's finished firing it up (as we call it) in the bathroom. I went in to wipe him and told him that when he starts pre-school in a few months, he's going to have to know how to wipe himself, so he's got to start learning how to do it. He looks at me and says, "But Dad, I don't have a wiper teacher. DAD! How about you be my wiper teacher! I can go to wiper school!"He is now enrolled in wiper school. I am the instructor.
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Nice! Here in our house its yelling "WIPE MY BUM!" when Ty is done going potty. I always tell him that he can't wipe until he's five b/c I don't know what age they start and do an ok job. Call me scared but I guess wiper school will be here before I know it!
That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!! Thanks for posting it. Oh yeah. What is the graduation ceremony going to be like? I would love to see the pictures and scrapbook page for that one!!
I seem to remember Jeremy making comments on the mission that would lead one to believe that he would be a great wiper teacher.
I learned to be a great wiper with stolen toilet paper from the church. I remember holding one in for about 45 minutes to go to the church, get T.P. and get back to our apartment. That's not bad is it to take T.P. from the Church when you're a missionary?
Jeremy
If it's 'James River' single ply that's not separated into squares then I guess it's alright. Of course, if you're a folder instead of a 'crumpler' then the squares can be quite helpful.
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